if we were on the road to nowhere, would we stop at red lights?

if i were a diagonal line, would i see curves as unnatural?

if it were too late to turn around, would it be too early to walk a mile in another's shoes?

if i said it was all about the dance, would you reply that it was all about the music?

if i touched the cloud, would you no longer believe i was sunlight?

if i talked in my sleep, would you see me as merely a dream?

if i go for a walk in the daylight, will i see clouds in the shadows at my feet?

if i showed you my guitar, would you lose interest in my self portrait?

if i drew you a picture of my name, would you tell me i needed no introduction?

if a tree grew up out of the ocean, would it have fish for leaves?

if i were at home with myself, who would i take on vacation?

if i sat very still, would i be running with silence?

if i stand on the edge, will i see below the surface?

if i saw my reflection in a river, would i think i was a fish?

if i were a tv, would i rather be a telescope?

if i were a kaleidoscope, would i rather be one red crayon?

if i did not read your book because i did not want to know the ending, would you ask me to read one page only?

if i dressed as a witch on halloween, would you wish me happy birthday?

if i were a parade, would i rather be a picnic?

if i were an image's reflection, would i rather be its photograph?

if i assume assumptions are questionable, is that a questionable assumption?

if i were a bicycle, would i rather be a river?

if i look outside my window, will i see inside myself?

if i were a lamp, would i rather be a candle?

if you teach me to read, will i see you as an open book?

if i were an arrow, would i rather be the bow?

if i race the sun, will i become the moon?

if i fell into a raindrop, would i know the cloud?

if i were a television, would i rather be a radio?

if i live a straightforward life, will i see what i left behind?

if i jumped for joy, would my shadow walk alone?

if i am counting backwards, am i going forward in reverse?

if i were a number, would i rather be a word?

if i were an apple, would i rather be a daisy?

if i am the center of my own universe, will i believe in space travel?

if i tell you a secret, will you draw me a map?

if i were a fish, would i think birds swim through the air?

if i were too stunned to answer, would you become the question?

if i stumbled and fell up into the clouds, would i skin my knees?

if i were a kite without a string, would my fears be groundless?

if i forget my past, will it remember that i was once its present?

if i lost my way home, would i buy a new pair of shoes?

if i were a falling star, would i wish on the first person i see?

if we sing for our supper, will we hunger for breakfast?

if a balloon floated in between us, would we forget to look at one another?

if i speak my mind, will i mind if no one listens?

if i "hear" my words before i speak them, will it be a sign of language?

if i put my best foot forward, will the other one lag behind?

on dreamless nights will i remember who i am?

if i were ripples on a pond's surface, would i rather be the pebble whose fall into the water started the process?