if your feet don't touch the ground, will i walk by without seeing you?

if i ask you why you didn't ring the doorbell, would you ask me why my hair was green?

if i look at my reflection in a river, would you skip a stone across the surface?

if i rolled the dice, would you erase the dots?

if i married myself first, would you be my second marriage?

if i say you are my best friend, will you ask if we have met before?

if i sang "the long and winding road" would you give me a walking stick?

if i were a ghost of my former self, would you turn out the lights so you could see me?

if i ask for a hug, would you say that you need longer arms in order to reach me?

if i sing a new song for you, will you tell me you've heard it before?

if i cooked you my favorite pancakes, would you tell me how much you like maple syrup?

if i knit you a scarf, would you give me a sewing machine?

if i drew attention to myself, would you look at the person standing next to me?

if you say it's too soon to tell, would i reply that it's too late to know?

if i shout at you, will my words fall soundlessly on your ears?

if you tell me i'm the apple of your eye, would i still see myself as a pomegranate?

if i were to light a candle, would you turn on a lamp?

if i were a cloud, would you change shapes with me?

if i trip and fall, will you tell me stories about shoes?

if i flew through the air, would you watch the clouds changing shape?