give the emperor some clothes, please

if i were an oasis in the desert, would i rather be uncharted seas?

2012-02-19T06:00:00.000-06:00

if i were wedded to an illusion, when we would we celebrate our first anniversary?

2012-02-15T07:36:00.000-06:00

if there were a marriage of the minds, would it begin with a blind date?

2012-02-12T06:30:00.000-06:00

if i were a movie, would i rather be a photograph?

2012-02-08T06:30:00.000-06:00

if i were a bell ringing, how would i feel about silence?

2012-02-05T07:00:00.000-06:00

if chaos were colorful lines, what would the yellow dot be?

2012-02-01T12:07:00.000-06:00

if an unknown fruit fell from a tree, would the tree forget its name?

2012-01-29T08:24:00.000-06:00

if i spoke to you, would you ask me to repeat the silence in between my words?

2012-01-25T10:30:00.000-06:00

if i run away from the present, will my past know where to find me?

2012-01-22T07:34:00.000-06:00

if i were a bowl, would i rather be a knife and fork?

2012-01-18T09:43:00.001-06:00

if i planted a tree, would i appreciate my own roots?

2012-01-15T07:30:00.000-06:00

if i erased a line only to reveal color, would you give me a paintbrush?

2012-01-11T10:00:00.000-06:00

if the sun shone behind me, would i believe i was a shadow?

2012-01-08T08:00:00.000-06:00

if life were an abstract painting, would i see it as realism?

2012-01-04T09:41:00.002-06:00

if i freed a bird from its cage, would it lose its sense of direction?

2012-01-01T07:30:00.000-06:00

if we were on the road to nowhere, would we stop at red lights?

2011-12-28T12:14:00.000-06:00

if i were a diagonal line, would i see curves as unnatural?

2011-12-25T09:34:00.000-06:00

if it were too late to turn around, would it be too early to walk a mile in another's shoes?

2011-12-21T08:30:00.000-06:00

if i said it was all about the dance, would you reply that it was all about the music?

2011-12-18T08:00:00.000-06:00

if i touched the cloud, would you no longer believe i was sunlight?

2011-12-14T08:00:00.000-06:00

if i talked in my sleep, would you see me as merely a dream?

2011-12-11T10:53:00.000-06:00

if i go for a walk in the daylight, will i see clouds in the shadows at my feet?

2011-12-07T07:50:00.001-06:00

if i showed you my guitar, would you lose interest in my self portrait?

2011-12-04T11:51:00.001-06:00

if i drew you a picture of my name, would you tell me i needed no introduction?

2011-11-28T13:05:00.001-06:00

if a tree grew up out of the ocean, would it have fish for leaves?

2011-11-26T08:14:00.001-06:00

if i were at home with myself, who would i take on vacation?

2011-11-23T08:57:00.001-06:00

if i sat very still, would i be running with silence?

2011-11-19T09:24:00.001-06:00

if i stand on the edge, will i see below the surface?

2011-11-16T07:48:00.001-06:00

if i saw my reflection in a river, would i think i was a fish?

2011-11-13T10:12:00.001-06:00

if i were a tv, would i rather be a telescope?

2011-11-09T08:22:00.001-06:00

if i were a kaleidoscope, would i rather be one red crayon?

2011-11-06T08:53:00.002-06:00

if i did not read your book because i did not want to know the ending, would you ask me to read one page only?

2011-11-02T07:36:00.000-05:00

if i dressed as a witch on halloween, would you wish me happy birthday?

2011-10-30T08:15:00.000-05:00

if i were a parade, would i rather be a picnic?

2011-10-26T07:44:00.000-05:00

if i were an image's reflection, would i rather be its photograph?

2011-10-23T09:31:00.000-05:00

if i assume assumptions are questionable, is that a questionable assumption?

2011-10-19T07:14:00.000-05:00

if i were a bicycle, would i rather be a river?

2011-10-16T08:26:00.002-05:00

if i look outside my window, will i see inside myself?

2011-10-11T16:36:00.000-05:00

if i were a lamp, would i rather be a candle?

2011-10-09T07:23:00.000-05:00

if you teach me to read, will i see you as an open book?

2011-10-05T09:28:00.000-05:00

if i were an arrow, would i rather be the bow?

2011-10-02T07:58:00.000-05:00

if i race the sun, will i become the moon?

2011-09-28T08:02:00.000-05:00

if i fell into a raindrop, would i know the cloud?

2011-09-25T07:17:00.004-05:00

if i were a television, would i rather be a radio?

2011-09-21T07:04:00.000-05:00

if i live a straightforward life, will i see what i left behind?

2011-09-18T09:44:00.001-05:00

if i jumped for joy, would my shadow walk alone?

2011-09-14T08:16:00.000-05:00

if i am counting backwards, am i going forward in reverse?

2011-09-11T08:35:00.000-05:00

if i were a number, would i rather be a word?

2011-09-07T08:20:00.000-05:00

if i were an apple, would i rather be a daisy?

2011-09-04T09:04:00.000-05:00

if i am the center of my own universe, will i believe in space travel?

2011-08-31T08:09:00.002-05:00

if i tell you a secret, will you draw me a map?

2011-08-28T07:52:00.000-05:00

if i were a fish, would i think birds swim through the air?

2011-08-24T08:59:00.003-05:00

if i were too stunned to answer, would you become the question?

2011-08-21T09:03:00.001-05:00

if i stumbled and fell up into the clouds, would i skin my knees?

2011-08-17T07:46:00.000-05:00

if i were a kite without a string, would my fears be groundless?

2011-08-14T07:44:00.000-05:00

if i forget my past, will it remember that i was once its present?

2011-08-10T07:19:00.000-05:00

if i lost my way home, would i buy a new pair of shoes?

2011-08-07T07:49:00.000-05:00

if i were a falling star, would i wish on the first person i see?

2011-08-03T08:54:00.000-05:00

if we sing for our supper, will we hunger for breakfast?

2011-07-31T07:49:00.000-05:00

if a balloon floated in between us, would we forget to look at one another?

2011-07-27T07:33:00.000-05:00

if i speak my mind, will i mind if no one listens?

2011-07-24T07:17:00.000-05:00

if i "hear" my words before i speak them, will it be a sign of language?

2011-07-20T07:36:00.001-05:00

if i put my best foot forward, will the other one lag behind?

2011-07-17T07:10:00.000-05:00

on dreamless nights will i remember who i am?

2011-07-13T07:26:00.000-05:00

if i were ripples on a pond's surface, would i rather be the pebble whose fall into the water started the process?

2011-07-10T07:39:00.000-05:00

on a sunny day, am i the cloudless sky?

2011-07-06T08:31:00.000-05:00

if peacefulness were a piece of pie, what would the blueberries be?

2011-07-03T07:16:00.000-05:00

if i were a shadow of my former self, how would i feel about the sunset?

2011-06-29T08:53:00.000-05:00

if i had never seen you before, would you seem familiar if we met?

2011-06-26T07:36:00.001-05:00

would i rather be a fork in the road or a spoon?

2011-06-22T13:52:00.003-05:00

if bravery were a piece of watermelon, what would the seeds be?

2011-06-19T07:11:00.000-05:00

if time were a cupcake, what would the frosting be?

2011-06-15T09:06:00.002-05:00

if i see the world in all its colors, what then will be black and white?

2011-06-12T07:15:00.000-05:00

if the sky were falling, would i run outside to pick up pieces of clouds?

2011-06-08T09:34:00.000-05:00

if i were a guitar, would i feel controlled by the strings?

2011-06-05T08:15:00.000-05:00

if i am made of stardust, why do i get sunburned?

2011-06-01T10:19:00.000-05:00

if i have a blank expression on my face, will i recognize myself if i look in a mirror?

2011-05-29T07:11:00.000-05:00

if paradox is about the intelligence found within absurdity, is it absurd to say i know anything?

2011-05-25T07:47:00.000-05:00

if i think i know the answer, will the question have lost its meaning?

2011-05-22T07:51:00.000-05:00

if i ask you if simplicity is complex, will you tell me the answer is right around the corner?

2011-05-18T14:01:00.001-05:00

if i ask if good fortune comes at a price, will you ask me if it is on sale?

2011-05-15T08:49:00.000-05:00

if i knock at your door, will you tell me you can't hear the doorbell?

2011-05-11T08:51:00.000-05:00

if a book remained unread, would the story rewrite itself?

2011-05-08T07:53:00.000-05:00

if the moon sang a lullaby, would the ocean fall asleep?

2011-05-04T07:31:00.000-05:00

if i were a shoe, would i rather be a footprint?

2011-05-01T07:37:00.002-05:00

if a tree grew high up into the sky, would the clouds think falling leaves were raindrops?

2011-04-27T08:56:00.000-05:00

if i were the only tree standing in the desert, would i think i was a forest?

2011-04-24T08:07:00.001-05:00

if your feet don't touch the ground, will i walk by without seeing you?

2011-04-20T09:07:00.000-05:00

version two.

2011-04-17T11:51:00.000-05:00

is the universe half empty or half full?

if an entire universe were growing out of the top of my head, would you speak to me of black holes?

2011-04-17T07:52:00.001-05:00

if i ask you why you didn't ring the doorbell, would you ask me why my hair was green?

2011-04-13T08:43:00.000-05:00

if i were all i had left in the world, would i still believe in addition?

2011-04-10T08:12:00.000-05:00

if i take off my glove, what will i feel?

2011-04-06T11:15:00.000-05:00

if the world came to an end, would i still be at the beginning?

2011-04-03T12:17:00.001-05:00

if i tell you that i am from another planet, will you ask about my native language?

2011-03-30T09:49:00.000-05:00

if thunderclouds appear on the horizon, will i decide that i am lightning?

2011-03-27T13:07:00.000-05:00

if i were a hot fudge sundae and you a parfait, would the coconut cake notice the difference?

2011-03-23T09:37:00.000-05:00

if i am the only person i see today, will i lose sight of myself?

2011-03-20T09:10:00.000-05:00

if i walk alone, will i know what time it is in your world?

2011-03-16T09:25:00.000-05:00

if i open up to you, will you say you preferred the mystery?

2011-03-13T12:33:00.001-05:00