if raindrops were like ice cubes and earth a round of daiquiris, would we be more likely to go "green"?

if i am my own dance partner, what is the melody i hear?

if i could frame the future and look at it each day, would i?

if i saw my reflection in a river, would i want to travel to the ocean?

if i huff and puff, can i blow my own house down?

if i were nowhere to be found, how would i know if i were lost?

if i can't tell up from down, does that mean i can be up when i'm down?

if i climb the ladder of success, will that prevent me from being stuck in the elevator?

if i look at myself close-up, will i see more or less of me?

does a bird in the hand mean one less is flying in the sky?

if life is a bowl of cherries, do i need a spoon?

if i were a hot air balloon, would i wish i were a lear jet?

does "up" depend on the direction from which i am looking?

if i hold onto myself, will i cut off the circulation?

am i a line separating or that which can't be divided?

if i ate an apple a day, would the doctor still send me a bill?

if i were to get ahead of myself, would i leave myself behind?

are tears of happiness as salty as tears of sadness?

if i were a clock, could i stop time?

would i rather be the door or the doorknob?

if i were an hourglass, how would i feel about minutes?